Drunken Soybean

I have always been an avid fan of Google products. I mean, I love Google, period. I’ve been using the Keep app since 2015, and recently, I decided to scroll back through my old notes. I wanted to compare myself: 11 years later, did my brain cells actually multiply? Or is it just pure air inside now?

I like staying organized, and ang ka-cute sa Keep is that you can add labels to your notes. Back then, I actually made a label called… “poems.” Giatay na!

Here’s one of the “masterpieces” I found:

Grabe ka-emo!!! Murag gi-dugsak ug kamelyon. Unsay “lie to me darling” oy?? Pag-buot-buot ha! Dili na mao atong goal kung magka-uyab. Dapat ma-toyihan and dili bakakan. Nganong bali man ni? Hahaha! Mayng tampalungon ani nga version sa akong self.

Naa pay usa….

Da! Hurt jud. I-hurt gyud siya, do! Sorry sa “baby girl” version nako sauna nga nag-wish ani. Emotional ra kaayo ta. Okay ra man unta to og dili lang over, paita.

But I think it got better. Naka-recover na siguro ko sa akong pagka-patol kay mao na ni ang sumpay sa chika:

Now that’s more like it. Nakaka-on na.

When was the last time you decluttered your online or offline journals? Did you find anything cringey enough to make you want to delete your whole digital existence? Share yours sa comments! Haha.